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Christine, why are you packing all these
old clothes? What is your mother going

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to think when she sees her grandkids
running around in worn -out clothes that

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don't fit?

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Well, if we're lucky, she'll think I
married a loser, and then she'll buy the

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kids new clothes.

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Christine, she hates me as it is. I can
provide for my family. I have a job now.

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Well, we can tell her that, or you could
shut up, and then maybe I can get my

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mother to buy us a new TV.

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Maybe I should go put on a shirt that
makes me look like a loser.

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No, you're good.

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Who's ready to fly?

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Have you been drinking?

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A little.

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You know, I don't like airplanes, so
take the edge off. I had a little

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Mimosa.

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Mimosa to see my mama.

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I'm going to miss you guys.

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You know, absence makes the heart grow
horny. Okay.

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Okay, let's get some food in your
stomach. I cannot believe you weaseled

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this trip. What are you talking about? I
have a very important business dinner

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followed by two days of doing whatever I
want while you're stuck with the mother

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-in -law.

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I can't believe I got to go there, man.
Jenny keeps it like 100 degrees in that

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house. I know. The last time we were
there, I saw a banana rot in a half an

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hour.

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The worst part of it is that she hates
me no matter what I do. She hates me.

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Well, she likes me and it's no better.
She gives me that big kiss and then she

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licks her thumb and tries to get her
lipstick off my face and I wipe it off

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start eating something with my fingers.
I mean, I might as well have made out

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with her.

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Well, I hope you feel better. You sound
awful.

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It's your boss. He's canceling your
dinner. You can go on our trip.

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What?

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Hello?

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Yeah, yeah, she's... Yeah, she just said
that.

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Well, have you talked to your doctor?
Because there's all kinds of new

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medicines.

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Okay. All right. Bye.

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Oh, great.

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I can't believe you get to come with us.

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Oh, yeah. How lucky are you? I mean, if
he had called just ten minutes from now,

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we would all have been gone.

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Wow. That was close.

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Hurry up. Go pack.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute. I can't just buy an
airline ticket at the last minute like

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I mean, they're going to charge a
fortune. It's going to cost thousands of

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dollars. I guess you're right.

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I better go grab the rest of those bags.

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He's going, he's going, he's going.

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He's not going.

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This is your final call for flight 77 to
Washington, D .C.

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Thank you.

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No ticket. for the kids?

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Oh, uh, they're under two. They're gonna
sit on our laps.

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He's two?

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Yeah. He has a disease that makes him
big.

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Just get on the plane.

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Have a good trip and call me as soon as
you get there. You know how I worry.

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Put that under your arm. You gonna be
okay if I balance this on your head like

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that?

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I can't carry all this stuff.

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Oh, excuse me, ma 'am. Could you help my
wife get on the plane? No, I'm sorry. I

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can't leave the gate, but you can help
her off. So much for the friendly skies.

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Thanks a lot.

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The bag won't fit under the seat.

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Put it in the overhead.

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Mommy, something stinks.

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thing that man smells.

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Dominic.

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Oh, sir.

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I am so sorry. I mean, you know how kids
can say that.

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Where'd you put the bag? Way in the
back. Have a good trip. I can't get the

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seatbelt to latch. Let me try.

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Flight attendants, please prepare for
departure.

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Oh, my God, we're moving. Kim, we're
moving. Oh, stop, I have to get off the

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plane. Hello?

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Kim,

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no, I have to get off the plane.

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No, you can come with us now for free.
But, Kim, I don't have a ticket.

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It's not a train. They're not going to
come around and punch your tickets.

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He's going, he's going, he's going.

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He's going.

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Kim, maybe he's hungry.

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I just fed him a half an hour ago.

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Hey, how'd you get him to sleep?

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Benadryl.

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You think you drugged your kid? No. They
have allergies.

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To what?

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Stuff.

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I've never seen him allergic to
anything.

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What are you, a cop?

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Yes, I drugged them, okay?

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Now leave me alone. I'm listening to
Spotlight on Toby Keith.

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I'm not doing the bird thing in here.
Come on, it always works.

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Fine.

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Hey, Sammy, it's a crazy bird.

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Hey,

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Sammy, it's a crazy bird.

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Excuse me, sir. I know, I know. I'm just
trying to get him to stop crying.

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Actually, we prefer the crying.

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pants off.

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Yeah.

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Don't wear this old rag here.

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Oh, God.

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I know.

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Hey, where's Sammy's pants? I don't
know. Dallas?

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I can't believe this. I'm not even
supposed to be on this stupid plane. You

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know, if I were you, I'd lighten up a
little.

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What? Why?

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You're stuck going. You might as well
get credit for it.

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What do you mean, credit? Look, man, the
more stuff we do to make our wives

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happy, the more we get back later.

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Think of it as earning frequent father
miles that you can cash in later for

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perks, you know?

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Like more golf, more sex, less yackety
-yack -yack -yack.

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Well, I guess I should get something for
doing this.

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Greg, I hate to ask you to do this, but
I forgot to give you Sammy's rash cream.

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No problem, honey.

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Sammy and I had fun in there anyway.

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Thanks, honey.

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And just think, three more hours, we'll
be there. I can't wait.

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Are you telling me I have to have this
phony smile on my face for the whole

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trip? No, not the whole trip.

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Your whole life.

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Mom, we're home!

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Hello?

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Oh, look, she's into angels now.

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They're not a decade too soon.

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You're not the one who's supposed to
have a job.

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Hello, James.

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Hi. Oh, wouldn't want to wrinkle that
nice shirt.

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It's okay, Jimmy. I got it. Great. Well,
what a surprise.

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Great.

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You still playing golf? Well, not as
much as I'd like to.

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I was saving these until you came at
Christmas, but I ordered these special

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personalized golf tees.

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Just for you.

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Sure, a lot of them.

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But, Ginny, they don't have my name on
it. They all say Ginny Lutke.

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What?

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Oh, I must have filled out the form
wrong.

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Oh, well, now every time you play golf,
you can think about me.

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Oh, well, thank you. That was very
thoughtful of you. Oh, Dominic, no,

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sweetheart, don't touch.

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Everything's right where Grandma wants
it.

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Ooh, it's a little warm in here, isn't
it?

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Nonsense. You're just overheated because
Jimmy was too lazy to help you in with

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the luggage.

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I didn't think we'd be seeing you two
together.

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Of course, your mom and I aren't married
anymore. It doesn't mean you can't be

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civil to each other. John, could you at
least put a coaster down?

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Shut up.

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Greg, you still think you're better than
everybody?

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What? No.

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Now, what did happen, Greg? I thought
you were staying home. Well, I

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accidentally got stuck on the plane, and
rather than get off, I thought this was

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a great chance for me to come see my in
-laws.

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Well, aren't you just the sweetest
thing?

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Ten minutes.

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Come on, let's go.

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Kim, it is 5 .30 in the morning.

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I know, it's a little crazy, but Dad
likes to have an early breakfast.

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Well, why don't you wake me up around 8
.45 when he's getting ready for lunch?

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Come on, sleepyhead.

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I'm sick and tired of acting like I'm
having fun.

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I don't even want to be on this trip.

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I mean, I'm sweating like a heroin
addict and... Your mother won't stop

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me every time I turn around and knock
over another little ceramic person. For

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God's sakes, I feel like Gulliver.

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Well, it didn't seem like you were
having such a miserable time when you

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teaching my mom how to email.

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Well, Kim, I was just being nice. I
mean, teaching your mom how to email is

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teaching a monkey how to email.

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I'm sorry, I just don't want to be here.

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I was just trying to act like I was
having fun so you'd be happy.

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Well, why the hell did you stop?

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Because it is 5 .30 in the morning.

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You know what? If you don't think
spending time with my family is

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then you go back to sleep.

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Just as long as you're happy. That's all
that matters.

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Oh, boy.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, those pancakes look good. Oh, boy,
oh, boy. Did you just wait until

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Christine finds the placemats with
everyone's names on them?

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Jimmy, would your pancakes taste any
better if you were looking at your name

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while you ate them?

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Don't embarrass Jimmy by asking him
questions about manners.

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We're lucky he has a shirt on.

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I think I'm going to go get some juice.

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Mom. I don't think they're eating her.
Oh, look, you try the closet upstairs.

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Mmm.

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These pancakes are delicious.

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But what is my name?

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I

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swear

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to you, that mother of yours is going to
drive me crazy one day.

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How did such a sweet behind come out of
such an evil woman?

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Stop.

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Oh, I just thought where the placemats
are. They're up in the attic. Don, would

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you please? I'm not going to go to the
attic for placemats. It's stupid.

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Well, as long as you think so, that's
all that's important, because who cares

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what anybody else thinks?

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I was just trying to do something
special, but it's all about you, isn't

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You have made me feel so guilty that now
I am compelled to go up

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to the attic to retrieve the placemats.

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But no, wait.

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I have no wedding ring on.

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And so I am free.

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I am free of your load of manipulative
crap.

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You are insane.

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I'm insane?

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For 25 years, you made me do things I
didn't want to do, and I took it with a

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smile until I realized, after the
frustration built up and built up, that

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would rather have half of my stuff than
all of you.

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And now, where's the powdered sugar?

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It's in the attic, next to the placemat.

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Don't worry, sweetheart.

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They're not all like that.

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Good morning.

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I'm here. Are you happy?

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Hey, Mr. Howell. How's lovey?

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Shut up. I had to borrow some of Don's
old clothes. It was either this or

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jogging suits.

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I used to love to jog.

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I'd go out 10, 12 miles until she'd come
after me in the car and make me come

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back home.

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I wasn't trying to pick you up. I was
trying to run you over.

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Hey, where's everybody going?

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Oh, we're going to spend the day out at
Uncle Howard's farm.

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Oh, no. Uncle Howard's farm? The Las
Vegas of animal crap.

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You didn't say anything about going to
Uncle Howard's farm.

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That's because you don't have to go.

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What?

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I know you don't want to go, and I've
made you do enough already.

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You know, there's a game on, the house
will be empty, and you deserve some time

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to yourself.

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Seriously? Yeah.

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Oh, I left the air conditioning on. It
should cool off by noon. Thank you.

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Thanks so much.

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Huh.

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I can't believe it.

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I know.

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Being honest worked.

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Come on, Jimmy. Let's go.

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Uh, yeah.

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Listen, Christine, um, I just want to be
honest with you. I really don't want to

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go to Uncle Howard's farm.

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Greg doesn't have to go.

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What, you want me to go even though you
know I don't want to go?

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Oh, man, okay, fine.

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Funny thing is, I don't care whether he
goes or not. It's just sport to me now.

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It's going to be a long ride back to the
trailer tonight.

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Hey. Hey, did you have a good time? Oh,
it was amazing.

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My God, it's freezing in here.

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Come on, Dominic, let's go get cleaned
up before we eat those hamburgers.

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Are hamburgers made from cows like the
ones we made friends with today?

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Yeah, honey, I'm afraid they are. Cool.

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How about my house back?

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So you guys had a good time, huh?

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You should have seen your son.

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He milked a cow.

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You're kidding.

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No. Dominic and Logan were scared to
death, but then he just went right up

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started milking.

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I can't believe I missed it. You didn't
miss anything. I got a roll of the tape.

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I can't believe he actually milked a
cow. I know. It was adorable.

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He just grabbed a hold of that thing and
wouldn't let go.

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You don't think I stopped...

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breastfeeding too early, do you?

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Okay, here it is.

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when it was off.

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You foreign piece of crap.

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You didn't get one shot of Sam.

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I'm sorry.

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I should have gone.

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Oh, it's not that big of a deal. Yeah,
not to you. You got to see it. But, you

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know, I wish you'd have made me go.

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Made you go?

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You're kidding. Kidding, right? You
yelled at me this morning because I

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get you up for breakfast.

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Well, yeah, but then I came down, and
thank God I did, because your father

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scares the crap out of me. I mean, the
man makes a lovely pancake.

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I'm not making you do things anymore.

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Why not?

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Because 25 years from now, you're going
to wind up resenting me for it. No, I

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won't. I promise.

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Make me do stuff.

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That's our system.

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That's insane.

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Well, yeah, but it works. I mean, you
drag me kicking and screaming to do all

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these things, and I end up having fun.

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Really? Yeah, like flying that kite or
the rose parade. I wouldn't have done

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of that stuff unless you'd have made me
do it.

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Like the crafts fair last weekend?

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No, I truly hated the crafts fair.

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But everything else made me do it.

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And you won't resent me for it? No.

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No, Kim, you married a lazy man. I need
to be pushed, so start pushing.

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So you want to go back to Uncle Howard's
farm and see if Sammy will milk that

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cow? Oh, I don't know. How far away is
it?

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Shut up and get dressed.

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Ah, there we go.

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Where's Sammy?

